Cheech and Chong's The Judge's Water™️ Vodka

AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER: Estimated delivery date scheduled for December or as soon as it becomes available in your market. Subject to change without prior notice.

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Cheech and Chong present The Judge's Water™ Vodka “It’s Vodka, Man!”

This exclusive, limited-edition ultra-premium vodka comes in a custom bottle that transforms into the connoisseur's ultimate glass water pipe.

Inspired by the iconic courtroom scene in "Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke," this box set is more than just a vodka—it's a masterpiece. Each panel of the custom display box is printed with one of a kind Cheech and Chong artwork celebrating their 50 years of comedy and activism.

Crafted in the traditional Mallet style, a design dating back over 300 years, each bottle is a unique piece of art with a numbered and serialized label.

The bottle is filled with premium, continuous column distilled vodka, produced from the same supplier that clinched the double gold at the 2023 San Francisco World Spirits Competition, the highest honor possible.

And after enjoying each sip, the limited-edition display box contains all the tools and parts required to transform the bottle to your very own one-of-a-kind water pipe. Using the provided tools, The Judge’s Water™ transforms into The Judge’s Pipe.

The set includes a diamond-tipped drill bit, drill guide, a custom L-stem and bowl, grommet, and a custom BIC lighter.

At the intersection of creativity and advocacy, "The Judge’s Water" stands as a symbol of speaking truth to power through humor. This is all about making a difference, one bottle at a time. That’s why we’ve partnered with the Last Prisoner Project to help make a real difference and we are donating a portion of the proceeds from each bottle sold to help folks who have been unjustly locked up for cannabis-related issues.

With an extremely limited supply, each bottle is a collector's item waiting to be claimed. Order now to secure your numbered edition and ensure you're part of this exclusive experience.

Easy enough for even Cheech and Chong to handle (with just a bit of help), this project guarantees a lasting and memorable piece. Just remember to stay sober when breaking out the power tools. Once assembled, this unique creation is set to last a lifetime—though a friendly reminder to clean it before it becomes a permanent part of your collection.

Mashbill: Distilled from Grain

WARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/alcohol.

DISCLAIMER: The accessories in this collectors box are strictly for novelty purposes or tobacco use only and not intended to be used for purposes which are not permissible under the laws where you live. Converting a glass bottle into a water pipe is a DIY project that involves drilling into glass, which can be potentially dangerous. By choosing to convert your bottle into a water pipe, you confirm that doing so is permissible under your local laws and you agree to assume the risk of any injury or harm to yourself or to property, including to your Judge's Water bottle. We are not responsible or liable for your use or conversion of this product. Please wear appropriate eye protection and be sure to thoroughly clean the bottle of any debris or alcohol before use.